BISHOP X
(on the phone)
Yo yo yo, Mama Sita, what’s the haps?
There’s a revving of an engine from the back of the garage. After a few moments, a shiny black Pajero with heavily tinted windows pulls up before Bishop X. The driver, a gaunt man in a grey barong, steps out of the vehicle, runs to Bishop X, and opens the middle seat door for him.
BISHOP X
(on the phone)
Those heathen biatches will know what’s comin’ to ’em, ayt? That shit won’t stand s’long as mah crew works it, yo.
Bishop X enters the Pajero. The driver closes the middle seat door for him and runs back to the driver’s seat. The Pajero pulls out of the CBCP headquarters.
INT./EXT. BISHOP X’S PAJERO – DAY [DRIVING]
The Pajero rolls out of Intramuros and into Roxas Boulevard. Bishop X is still on the phone.
BISHOP X
(on the phone)
I hear ya, Mama Sita. That there shit they throwin’ at you’s whack. You just be makin’ a call to your homeboy Garci is all and suddenly they all on you like a ho on Q. Ave? Yea, that shit be whack, yo. What’s a Prez gotta do to get some privacy ’round here, right? Whut whut.
The Pajero gets stuck in traffic along Manila Bay. A blind old man in rags being guided by a sprightly street urchin appears by the middle seat window. The urchin taps on the glass. Without looking out the window, Bishop X nonchalantly taps back on the glass to shoo them away.
BISHOP X
(continued)
Don’t be stressin’, ayt? You and mah peeps be tight. You ain’t got nothing to worry about — we be preachin’ for ya. Oh, and yo, much obliged with the wheels, yo. It’s a dope ride, no doubt. And the LCDs? That be some fly add-ons, Mama Sita. Much obliged. The Man Upstairs be smilin’ on ya. Ayt, ayt. Catch ya lates. Word, word. Peace out.
Bishop X ends the call. The Pajero is still stuck in traffic. He roots around in his cassock, pulls out an iPod and scans his playlists. He chooses the playlist entitled ‘BeAttitudez’ and scrolls through it. The playlist is as follows:
Stole – Kelly Rowland
Unfaithful – Rihanna
It’s Not Right but It’s Okay – Whitney Houston
Creep – TLC
Confessions Pt. 2 – Usher
It Wasn’t Me – Shaggy
Judas – Lady Gaga
Oops I Did It Again – Britney Spears
Traffic finally loosens up, and the Pajero starts moving down Roxas Boulevard again. Bishop X puts on his earphones, selects the Whitney Houston track, and leans back against his seat.
Lmfao. Nice one, Marge. 🙂
lulz
talking like you wuz in da hood… then listening to Britney Spears? that's not the proper way to gain street-cred 🙂 might as well throw in Abba's 'Gimme, Gimme, Gimme' into the mix as well
Can we add "Smooth Criminal" to the mix?
and "losing my religion" at the end credits.