Marguerite de Leon

This morning, I fell victim to San Juan Day.

I write to you with much concern regarding your recently circulated letter to Inferno author Dan Brown.

Few things make me nervous. Job interviews, cute boys, boa constrictors—I can face them just fine. But when I took my first HIV test at last week’s FF meetup, I definitely felt my tummy tumbling over. And this ended up being a very good thing.

Seriously, we need 60 million. We’re going to be celebrating Pedro, and we’re going to need a little extra cash for the tarps, and maybe an AVP. Balloons, if we can find a decent supplier.

People were ecstatic. People were claiming PNoy had finally put his foot down regarding RH. But I don’t buy it. And neither should anyone else, most especially fellow pro-RH advocates.

In light of the Iglesia ni Cristo’s (INC) recent breaking of three Guinness World Records, the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) has also approached the record achievement authority in the hopes of snagging three records to tie with their rival faith.

You have to find the sweet spot between intelligent and accessible. You have to inform or opine with clarity and substance. You have to buy us lunch.

A Laborious and Exhaustive Deconstruction of GMA's Sophomore (and Sophomoric) Foray into the Phenomenon of Malay Blaxploitation

“After learning of this disgusting bikini incident, our school decided to perform background checks on its student population,” says SUCKA Executive Directress Sr. Cielo Baluyot. “Unfortunately, we found that 94% of our students are, as any good Catholic would describe them, ‘delinquent little bastards.’"