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Pacquiao Wants to Punch Pope For “Insulting Mothers”

MANILA, PHILIPPINES - "I will give him one punch for every mother that he has insulted," says Manny Pacquiao, reacting to...

Pacquiao to Fight Pope Francis

MANILA, PHILIPPINES - In light of the upcoming papal visit and resulting expectations of heavy traffic, Manny Pacquiao has announced that...

Duterte won’t stop until every last Filipino is dead

DAVAO CITY, Philippines — After having killed most of the politicians in the country as a result of his anti-crime campaign,...

Davao City Declares 4,581 More Personae Non Gratae

DAVAO CITY, PHILIPPINES -- The city council of Davao has declared 4,581 more people as personae non gratae after only recently...

CBCP Adds Sperm Count to Marriage Ceremonies

MANILA, Philippines — Following Archbishop Oscar Cruz's benevolence in allowing a lesbian woman and a gay man to marry each other...

Philippines Most Emotional Country

MANILA, Philippines—It was recently discovered that the Philippines is the world's most emotional country. This has sparked many violent reactions from...

Memo to God

To:          God (in all your names and guises, throughout the history of humanity) Cc:          Your prophets, dead or alive From:   Your alleged creation Date:    ...

COMELEC Disqualifies “Ang Patay” Party List

Intramuros, Manila -- The Commission on Elections (COMELEC) held a review hearing yesterday for the party list "Ang Patay." The hearing ended...

Schools Add New Course for Political Aides

The Balagtas University of Local Legislation, along with its sister-school, the Santiago-Hernando Institute of Technology, have announced a new course offering...

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