Seriously, we need 60 million. We’re going to be celebrating Pedro, and we’re going to need a little extra cash for the tarps, and maybe an AVP. Balloons, if we can find a decent supplier.
To:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â God (in all your names and guises, throughout the history of humanity)
Cc:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Your prophets, dead or alive
From:Â Â Your alleged creation
Date:Â Â Â Â ...