I used to support the RH Bill. I no longer do. By the end of this document, neither would you. I have not supported the RH Bill since I attended a lecture in Megamall about the truth behind it. That lecture truly enlightened me. My only hope is that this holy light of enlightenment passes through your monitor screen, into your optical nerves, and into your heart so it can touch your soul (because the soul is in the heart). My intent here is not to antagonize Pro-RH people, but to enlighten – so listen up, you narrow-minded morons. Open your minds to the real truth…
The RH Bill will put Filipinos at risk of extinction, because, at its very core, the RH Bill is an extension of a secret, global conspiracy – a western attempt – to implement principles of eugenics on unsuspecting, inferior populations in order to exclude them from the human evolutionary process, at the end of which would, at the apex, summon forth THE MASTER RACE. Anyone who failed to see this after the lecture is ignorant. I advise him or her to do his or her research, better yet, do some soul-searching to discover the real truth, because the truth is in our hearts, we just have to listen to it.
Initially, my layman’s interpretation of the RH Bill led me to think that it was just a bill meant to help educate the uninformed about ways to prevent them from fornicating their way to a very bad financial situation. My ignorant mind devised 10 simple points as to why the RH Bill was right.
I thought:
1. The minimum wage – the lowest an employer can pay an employee – of a non-agricultural Filipino worker is P404.
2. If there were 20 working days in a month (because most people don’t work on the weekend), the average minimum-wage-earning Filipino would earn around P8,000 a month.
3. Let’s call that person, Joey. If Joey, like other human beings, ate food on a regular basis, he will spend around P70/day on food (and that’s a very, very conservative assumption). There are 30 days in a month, so I guess, that would amount to P2,100 a month.
4. But if Joey had a wife that he loved, he might want to feed her too. Feeding her would cost another P2,100 a month.
5. P8,000 – P4,200 = P3,800
6. If Joey and his wife rented a home, or used electricity and bathed from time to time, the amount left from Joey’s salary would be significantly reduced. Let’s say their utility bills and rent amounted to P1800.
7. P3,800 – P1800 = P2,000
8. P2,000 is a lot of money, but I don’t think Joey and his wife should have more than 3 children, right? I mean, I don’t have children, but just by looking at one, I can safely assume that they cost more than P1,000/month. Babies need milk, diapers, toys, immunity injections, baby medicine…
9. From this I deduced that babies cost money. If babies cost money, I theorized that having more babies would cost more money. And from this data, I observed that a person who spent a lot of money on children, but didn’t earn a lot of money, would soon be broke and unable to provide for both himself and his children. Another word for this broke situation is poverty.
10. I theorized that a person can avoid being poor by making less babies. So, I thought that steps should be taken to inform people about this very little known fact. I also thought that the government should make contraceptives accessible so that people who don’t earn a lot can properly manage the little resources that they have. That’s why I supported the RH Bill.
But now I know that I was wrong. And here are some of the reasons why I know that. By the way, before I continue, I must say that this is the truth, guys. In fact, it’s more than the truth. It’s the Catholic truth, which means that it’s truer and more true than the regular truth.
I know that the issue of the RH Bill is not a religious issue, but make sure you pay attention if you want your soul to be saved. Here are some of the things I learned from the lecture I learned:
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that the Philippines is overpopulated.”
I agree. I, myself, have observed that the Philippine is NOT overpopulated. In fact, if you use your common sense and think about it, you will realize a few things:
1. We are not overpopulated! Look at the mountains, the jungles, the caves and the ocean floor. There are no people there!
2. If we were really overpopulated, we would have trouble travelling. But if you go to EDSA, there’s no traffic. When you ride the MRT, it’s not packed with people.
3. Students in public schools are well educated because the teacher to student ratio is very low. In fact, because of our low population the government can basically guarantee that all public school students are provided books, notebooks and other school supplies.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that contraceptives are good for mankind and women.”
1. I agree, the RH Bill is not good for women because it might draw a woman away from her one, true, universal purpose – the uninterrupted production of healthy babies.
2. Furthermore, the role of women in society and the universe is to make babies. That’s why God made women. That’s their sole purpose in life. They’re not good for anything else. Ever wonder why there are no women in the clergy? Because they’re not good enough.
3. Contraceptives would allow women to enjoy the benefits of physical intimacy while maintaining a successful and productive career, if she so chooses. That is so wrong. Only men should be able to enjoy that privilege.
4. Women should get pregnant every single time they have sex and only immoral women enjoy sex without the possibility of conception. In fact, a better alternative would be for women, in general, to follow the example made by Mother Mary – to learn how to conceive without having sex.
“The RH bill will put Filipinos at risk of extinction!”
1. I agree. If we pass the RH bill, we will become extinct, like dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are all dead. If we don’t want to be extinct, we should not pass the RH Bill. I mean, do you really want to be a dinosaur?
2. In my opinion, it wouldn’t even be far-fetched to speculate that the most probable reason the dinosaurs became extinct was because they used contraceptives.
3. Population decline is just bad for nations. Just look at the countries which have a declining population – Italy, Japan and Singapore. They’re in such a bad shape. The Philippines obviously has a better economy and has a higher literacy rate than these countries. In fact, many Italians, Japanese, and Singaporeans go to the Philippines for work. That only goes to show that a decline in population is bad for the economy.
“Our population is our biggest asset!”
1. In my opinion, people should make as many babies as they can because the population is not a problem. In fact, the more babies a person has, the more assets he has. Forget real estate properties, stock investments, or Jollibee franchises. The real secret to increased wealth is babies.
2. If you have 15 babies, you’re practically wealthy because babies are assets:
2.1 If you need money, you can sell them.
2.2 If you can keep them alive until they can walk, they can one day beg for money in the streets – they’re going to have to anyway because there’s no way in hell you’ll be able to provide for all of them on your own.
3. If ever a person is not able to feed the 15 babies he made, it’s the governments fault, because it’s the governments sole responsibility to make sure that every Filipino baby is fed.
4. The best way a person can contribute to his country is to contribute to its population.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that reproductive education and contraceptives will effectively reduce cases of abortion.”
1. Reproductive/contraceptive education will have no effect on the number of abortion cases. In my opinion, these abortion cases will not lessen because women will continue to have abortions regardless of whether they are pregnant or not.
2. Abortions cannot be prevented. It’s just something that women naturally do. Like shopping, for example.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it will make people participate in extra-marital and pre-marital sex.”
1. By approving the RH Bill, we as a nation, are practically encouraging our people to engage in immoral activities.
2. We must protect our moral values and reject the RH Bill. Because, currently, not a single Filipino engages in pre-marital sex or extra-marital sex. As soon as this bill is approved, Filipino people will run the streets naked and start a national orgy!
3. The root cause of extra-marital and pre-marital sex is one’s exposure to contraceptives. There is just something in contraceptives that people find very arousing.
4. In Western countries, men lure strange women into bed by showing them condoms.
5. If we ban condoms, absolutely no one would engage in pre-marital or extra-marital sex.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that parents don’t teach their children about sex.”
1. The truth is that parents talk to their children about sex all the time. It’s so not awkward. The dad usually tells his children how he takes off all his clothes, does a sexy Tiger growl and makes sweet, sweet music with their mother’s body.
2. Also, a father usually advises his daughter that if she’s going to have sex with her boyfriend, she should use a condom. Sometimes the father even drives the daughter to the boyfriend’s house and waits for the couple to finish.
3. Filipino daughters don’t have sex without the father’s permission. Unwanted pregnancies or teen pregnancies never happen to Filipino girls. That’s why we do not need the RH Bill.
“The RH Bill is a conspiracy.”
1. It’s lies, all lies!
“The RH Bill is wrong because the priest said so, and priests are never wrong.”
The biggest reason why we should not pass the RH Bill is because the priests told us that we shouldn’t. As anyone should know, priests, men of the clergy, should be the authority on sexual and reproductive matters because they have the most knowledge and experience with sex and reproduction. They are true sexperts – legendary masters of erotic affairs. If you are a real Catholic, you would do everything they say, because they’re always right.
at the beginning,i thought it was a serious anti-RH bill. Lol. I pity those who don’t get the sarcasm.
i pity you to believe that our country is rich enough to provide for everybody’s need…
There are just too many misguided souls here who simply cannot understand what they read and have the nerve to berate the author! Pass the RH bill now please, so there'll be less of these would-be intelectuals!
I know, frustrating isn't it? I oppose abortion but all for contraceptives. But I do find the humor in it. It's refreshing to read something like this instead of the 'usual' BS. 🙂
There’s a point in this article! But, it is obviously observable that not all of the writings are correct. We do have our different own opinions but I am badly not in favor of the following opinions of the writer:
“We are not overpopulated! Look at the mountains, the jungles, the caves and the ocean floor. There are no people there!”
– Like what???? Do you think people would prefer to make their houses on the mountains, jungles, and caves? It will just cost so much for the labor of cutting trees and making the place clean, while there are condos and apartments? How are they going to live there? Can they build their business there for their family needs? For me, if this happens, well I’ll just be contented to sleep on the streets (if ever).
“The role of women in society and the universe is to make babies. That’s why God made women. That’s their sole purpose in life. They’re not good for anything else.”
– Really huh??? Don’t you have a mother or a girl ever???
“If you need money, you can sell them (babies).”
– Are you insane? Children are the reward from the Lord. And you’re just going to sell them?? And you’re talking about morality? STUPID!
“Abortions cannot be prevented. It’s just something that women naturally do. Just like shopping.”
– Oh really? Have you tried it already?
“The truth is that parents talk to their children about sex all the time. It’s so not awkward. The dad usually tells his children how he takes off all his clothes, does a sexy Tiger growl and makes sweet, sweet music with their mother’s body.”
– Oh common! Not all of the parents are like that.
“Sometimes the father even drives the daughter to the boyfriend’s house and waits for the couple to finish.”
– Are you like that? Or are you going to be like that?
“Unwanted pregnancies or teen pregnancies never happen to Filipino girls.”
– Can I introduce you to some of the Filipino girls who have experienced unwanted pregnancies? Duh???
“In fact, a better alternative would be for women, in general, to follow the example made by Mother Mary – to learn how to conceive without having sex.”
– To learn??? How??? That happening was because of the Holy Spirit that Mary must conceive a child even when she’s still virgin because it is a gift and it is really going to happen on that time.
“The RH Bill is wrong because the priest said so, and priests are never wrong. They’re always right.”
– Are you 100% sure of this? We all know that Jesus is the only person who is right and always be right.
I’m sorry for this but this is really my opinion! Have a great day and God bless you! 😀
There’s a point in this article! But, it is obviously observable that not all of the writings are correct. We do have our different own opinions but I am badly not in favor of the following opinions of the writer:
“We are not overpopulated! Look at the mountains, the jungles, the caves and the ocean floor. There are no people there!”
– Like what???? Do you think people would prefer to make their houses on the mountains, jungles, and caves? It will just cost so much for the labor of cutting trees and making the place clean, while there are condos and apartments? How are they going to live there? Can they build their business there for their family needs? For me, if this happens, well I’ll just be contented to sleep on the streets (if ever).
“The role of women in society and the universe is to make babies. That’s why God made women. That’s their sole purpose in life. They’re not good for anything else.”
– Really huh??? Don’t you have a mother or a girl ever???
“If you need money, you can sell them (babies).”
– Are you insane? Children are the reward from the Lord. And you’re just going to sell them?? And you’re talking about morality? STUPID!
“Abortions cannot be prevented. It’s just something that women naturally do. Just like shopping.”
– Oh really? Have you tried it already?
“The truth is that parents talk to their children about sex all the time. It’s so not awkward. The dad usually tells his children how he takes off all his clothes, does a sexy Tiger growl and makes sweet, sweet music with their mother’s body.”
– Oh common! Not all of the parents are like that.
“Sometimes the father even drives the daughter to the boyfriend’s house and waits for the couple to finish.”
– Are you like that? Or are you going to be like that?
“Unwanted pregnancies or teen pregnancies never happen to Filipino girls.”
– Can I introduce you to some of the Filipino girls who have experienced unwanted pregnancies? Duh???
“In fact, a better alternative would be for women, in general, to follow the example made by Mother Mary – to learn how to conceive without having sex.”
– To learn??? How??? That happening was because of the Holy Spirit that Mary must conceive a child even when she’s still virgin because it is a gift and it is really going to happen on that time.
“The RH Bill is wrong because the priest said so, and priests are never wrong. They’re always right.”
– Are you 100% sure of this? We all know that Jesus is the only person who is right and always be right.
I’m sorry for this but this is really my opinion! Have a great day and God bless you! 😀
LOL, what a brilliant piece. This really got me! I totally cried laughing!
But, as for the girl who didn't get the humor… that's sad. I think , we really should pass the RH Bill for the very reason that people like you should not be allowed to breed. 🙂 . Yes, sometimes we need sarcasm, because 'beating the crap out of people is illegal' 🙂
This article may be sarcastic, but offensive and sexist. Take care next time to the writer of this article.
The only ones who will be "offended" by this article are the cbcp, pro-life advocates and all those who blindly believe all these inane, illogical and idiotic reasons for opposing the RH bill. If you were offended, then you know which group you belong to!
Lol! I thought the article was serious. Very funny. Lol! I commend the author. Then I read some of the comments above. They didn’t get it! And they’re pretty numerous! LOLOLOLOL! I don’t know which is funnier, the article or the stupid comments. I know that pinoys can be stupid especially the uneducated ones, but pinoys that have access to the net???? I guess it was wrong to assume people who are computer literate have an IQ of at least 90. LOL! I didn’t know it was this bad.. Tsktsk
HAHAHAHAHA!!! DINASOUR
“The RH bill will put Filipinos at risk of extinction!”
1. I agree. If we pass the RH bill, we will become extinct, like dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are all dead. If we don’t want to be extinct, we should not pass the RH Bill. I mean, do you really want to be a dinosaur?
2. In my opinion, it wouldn’t even be far-fetched to speculate that the most probable reason the dinosaurs became extinct was because they used contraceptives.
3. Population decline is just bad for nations. Just look at the countries which have a declining population – Italy, Japan and Singapore. They’re in such a bad shape. The Philippines obviously has a better economy and has a higher literacy rate than these countries. In fact, many Italians, Japanese, and Singaporeans go to the Philippines for work. That only goes to show that a decline in population is bad for the economy
95% OPINION..
KAHIT NMN WALANG rh bill…NANJAN NA ANG PRIMARITAL SEX… MAS MAIIWASAN PA NGA UNG MGA BATANG INA.. MAIIWASAN NA RIN UNG MGA BATANG TINATAPOn SA BASURA…AT KUNG SAANSAAN
LOL… UNG MAHIHIRAP NA WALANG TRABAHO WALANG MAKAIN MAY 20 ANAK…KAMUSTA NAMAN UN!!!! UNG IBA NGA KAKALABAS PALANG S TYAN NG NANAY MAY PUSOD PA..TINATAPON NA AGAD SA BASURAHAN… BKT? KASI NDI PLANADO..WALA NG MAPAPAKAIN..SA HIRAP NG BUHAY NG MGA PILIPINO.. MAGPAPARAMI PA BA ANG MGA MAHIHIRAP??
So people, let’s not take this serious. These freethinkers are probably just setting up a few cracks for us to laugh. Just read it carefully and thoroughly
I stopped reading this sh*t as a serious, solemn article beginning on the second paragraph. Eradicate Filipinos from the face of the Earth, WTF? The world needs us, and don’t let me elaborate on that.
“fucking good article… it’s like reading a CRACKED article written by Michael Swaim.
dude your that good (better even)” – To this dude who said this, very well said, mate
This article has shown me how stupid a Filipino can be, and how smart they can be, too. Yes! I haven't lost hope yet!
By the way, I'd just like to say… I love you o.o
Are you a Filipino? Then you should now more about the things happening around our country. Not just the things you see and hear. if you calculate the proportion of the number of Filipinos to the area of our country, it is very high than the average number of people on our country should have. Your also saying that there are still mountains, forest etc. FYI there are only THREE FORESTS left untouched by humans here in our country (one in PALAWAN, One in Sierra Madre, and one in Leyte). Big population is an asset? I don’t think so. Big Population means there should also be many jobs available but no. As time passes by, job opportunities are decreasing. That means many Filipinos will be A PAIN IN THE BUTT for the government. And who will be blamed when calamities occurs? THE GOVERNMENT. They will say there is lack for relief goods and the government are not helping them. Guys, let us think PRACTICALITY. Think first if you can sustain the needs of your children before doing it (you know what I mean). Guys, if you’re not taking this seriously and you think that these are all a joke then I don’t. This is about the future of our country.And I think RH bill will really help country. If you don’t agree with me, then I respect your decision so please respect mine. 🙂 FYI: I don’t see these as a HUMOROUS ARTICLE. What is so humorous about this article anyway? I KNOW GOD SAYS TO GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY BUT NOT TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH IS IS NOT GOOD. REMEMBER THAT. IF YOU HAVE THE IDEA OF READING THIS ARTICLE, I ADVICE YOU NOT TO CONTINUE READING IT BECAUSE IT WILL WASTE YOUR TIME, REALLY. ITS NOT HUMOROUS AND YOU CAN ONLY FIND LITTLE INFORMATION TO I. :/
hahaha..s0 funny!!clap,clap,clap,clap..brav0!ikaw na..yan ang pin0y PILOSOPO per0 panal0..agree aq sa lhat ng cnabi ng author,although ndi q xa nagets sa 1st-3rd paragraph..natawa aq nong mbsa q na ung philippines is n0t overpopulated,kc anlawak pa ng mga bundok,dagat,gubat pra tirhan..then twang twa naq sa mga sumunod pa..grabe kaloka ka author..galing2x!!sana maliwanagan ang bwat isa..we really need to be awaken,
OMG to myself! Im so sorry. nabigla lang kasi ako.. i had a few encounters with people who really argue like that… i failed to read the last paragraph. hahahah. can you please disregard my previous comment? my apologies.
XD
you are not the 1st one. but please do print it out and hand it to your students just to see their reaction.
OMG. daming fallacies! isang bata batuta ba ang gumawa nito? what a waste… pwede ko nang gawing example ang article on the different types of fallacies. In fact, I'm printing it right now para ipakita sa mga students (i won't include your name kasi baka mapahiya ka). Some of which I have identified were:
Argumentum ad ignorantiam, argumentum ad populum, Strawman fallacy, Slippery slope fallacy, False analogy fallacy, Petition principii, False dilemma
Mag aral ka nga muna. nakakahiya yung arguments mo, pero thanks anyway, may example na ako. Pro man or Anti RH, your reasoning is disgusting!
Oh my.
You deserve an applause for your stellar knowledge about logical fallacies.
Yet, I feel sorry for your inability to understand satire.
Verguenza Ajena.
Actually, i pity your students if you can't understand the satire that you've just read! No wonder our educational system continuous to deteriorate because of educators like yourself…
Now that Senator Lapid has found the guts to join the debate, perhaps the masses who idolize him can now be enlightened…even with his twins, triplets, fourplets (the next is obviously fiveplets!) reasoning…
You people do realize that this article is posted under the category of Humor, right? This guy is making a parody out of the controversial issue… which isn’t really a nice thing, I’d say.
geez .
i just found this site because we need it for our debate .
but, the hell!
there might be few statements that can be useful BUT almost everything SUCKS!
how could you say “women are not good for anything other than having children” ?
and can you easily sell your babies.? if u really are catholic , where’s ur ethics, !?
STUPID!
im not enlightened at all
Obviously, cause you didn't understand what the article was all about! Better try reading it again and understand it this time…and whether you're pro or anti in your debate, the issues tackled here can be of help to you.
It seems that the gameplan of the anti-RH bill legislators is to drag the debate with utter nonsense until the 2013 elections, in the hope that the church's strong stance against the bill will "convince" the pro-RH bill reelectionist legislators to have a change of heart. This is utter BS since there has never been a catholic vote (remember how Honasan and Flavier convincingly won their reelection despite the church's strong campaign against them?)!
What if all catholic voters who ARE for the bill's passage also threaten not to vote for these reelectionist legislators who delay the bill's passage without any logical reason?
I suggest a webpage be made for all these catholic RH-bill supporters just so the CBCP and their minions will realize the futility of what they're doing! Anyone up for the challenge?
they are using the chewbacca technique bombard the audience with stupidity until they agree out of frustration.
A new twist in the on-going RH congressional debate: according to the "venerable" Senator Enrile, masturbation is a form of abortion, because both the sperm and the ova have life! Under interpellation by Sen. Pia Cayetano, Enrile categorically said that when a man ejaculates "outside", that is abortion, according to his religious beliefs! What utter nonsense!
Using this twisted logic, that infers that ALL married men who faithfully had sex with their wives solely for procreation, are STILL guilty of abortion since only one sperm gets to fertilize an egg and "continue living" and the rest of these living sperm cells eventually die!
Is senility catching up on you, Senator?
There are some points that i agree on not passing the RH Bill, but, there are many points that are arguable here. (Since this is a self opinion) Well, as a comment , with all due respect sir, there are statements here that are quite fictitious such as the role of the women in society, the position of the clergymen, the real status of the Philippine population growth and economy and the like. I’m afraid that this article could confuse more people instead of enlightening them.
.woa..kala q tama mga pnagssv mo.lewl..ur out of your mind..is it ryt that “women should get pregnant every single tym she had sex??”woa..mxado po yta mbaba tingin nyo s mga bbae..anu kmi?baboy?inaanakan lng?un lng po b tingin nyo s mga bbae??..such a stupid guy u r..and y should u put the responsibility of your kids 2 the gov??gnusto nyo mgkaanak ng mrmi so its your fault..nkakahiya ka..if ur a real man..u should not talk lyk dz..coz ur d one hu should be responsble sumday.on ur own family..one more thing..kua pwd po tngnan nyo mxdo ang pligid..dont be sarcastic.f d p tlga ovr populated ang Phil..y should u try frst to live in the caves..or in the ocean floor..dont be stupid nextym u will wryt an article again ..think first b4 u write ok?
At ikaw nman, bgo ka mgReact, seguradohin mong naintindihan mo ang binasa mo pra ndi nkkhiya ung reaction mo!
You’re out of your mind DUSTIN CELESTINO!!
hahaha.
What a pathetic mind-set…
Jillian, are you sure you understood the article you read? If not, I invite you to read it again so you'll know what the author is really trying to convey.
…I cant really understand you…Dustin Celestino. you said that if we cant afford the babies so we can sell them ennnk I object..your irresponsible parents if that so..!plus you said that abortion cannot be prevented,,,so you mean your in favored of abortion itself then why do you insist that catholic church is right for not implementing the bill which its not right…do you think abortion is right???no..a big no no no and the last one is you said here that “Unwanted pregnancies or teen pregnancies never happen to Filipino girls. That’s why we do not need the RH Bill.”..hahaha infact theres a lot of cases of that here in philippines …you better checked it out your stating false information that makes me hate your opposition of that bill!!
UNDERSTAND first what you're reading before you react…
hahahahahahahahahahahaha…
hey, I am also a little confuse about this matter.
First was, I am totally agree with the bill but I’ve changed my mind lately and opposed it. But certainly now, I’ve realized the bill has it’s rights to be approved. And, I’m sorry for this but How Dare You Degrade what women can contribute to the world. Yes, maybe our prime purpose was to conceive, but that is not the only thing we can do. Men and women of today shall enjoy equal privileges. It is for you to say that it is the only thing that us, women can do. And teens of today, shall also have proper education about this. I mean I am not truly with the bill all the, I also have doubts, but this bill may be the first step to a better nation (or at least better than what we have right now). I just feel that Education, Proper Education, is the key for everything right now. If only our government is more focused on this instead of that damn bill.
Hi Jeahn. If you understood the satire you just read, you'd realize that the author is REALLY for the passage of the RH bill, for women's rights to education, pro-choice, etc. The sarcasm he used was simply to mock the illogical and non-sensical arguments of those opposing it. So relax Jeahn, your rights are well advocated here!
fucking good article… it's like reading a CRACKED article written by Michael Swaim.
dude your that good (better even)
sex is a gift from God, kelangan married ka na, hindi pnaglalaruan.
About the dinosaurs, its not becuz of contraceptives but the meteor that hits the earth … and also you said that we can sell babies if we have no money, for me ill not sell them because its a gift from God and then you will just sell it except if you really cant take care of your baby just give it to someone that you think he/she can make the baby become a succesful man/women. (kla ko english lng pwde, pati pla tagalog xD) tapos naman po tungkol sa sinabi nyo po na “If ever a person is not able to feed the 15 babies he made, it’s the governments fault, because it’s the governments sole responsibility to make sure that every Filipino baby is fed.” kaya nga po ginawa ang “CONDOMS” eh pra makontrol ung panganganak. yung sa public naman po madami po ang naghihirap kahit may libro kasi po share share lang po sila sa isang libro, ang hirap po noon. dun naman po sa mga nanganganak na teen agers, andami nga po nanganganak eh, ung iba pinapalabas na nila 5 months plang pra di mahalata, may kakilala po akong ganun, pinagbawalan ng tatay pero nag sex pa rin po sila at may anak na nga, pinalabas na nya ung anak nya 5 months plang, buti nalang nabuhay. hindi po ako Pro-Rh Bill or anti, neutral ako xD. yung sa priest naman po, tama po si teddz (no offense to me) kasi po ung ginagawa po nila eh nagbabasa lang po tyka po yung panalangin nila paulit ulit, hindi nyo po ba nalalaman na bawal ulit-ulitin ang panalangin yung parang “aba ginoong mariya napupuno ng grasya blablablabla” parang di ka nun nananalangin kundi nakikipag laro kalang sa mga salita mo, walang kasense sense tapos po yung mga “REBULTO NYO PONG MAMA MARRY AND PAPA JESUS” db po sabi naman po sa bibliyang katoliko sa EXODU 20:4 Huwag kang GAGAWA ng IMAHEN na kawangis ng anumang bagay sa langit, sa ibabaw ng lupa o sa ilalim ng tubig…. tyka po may nakasulat (di ko lang matandaan ung verse) na bawal gumawa ng mga rebulto na gawa ng kamay ng tao na gawa sa kahoy pilak, bato etc (di po yan ung saktong nakasulat sa biblya) eh ang tinuturo sa inyo nang pari sumamba kau sa imahe ni kristo, eh bawal nga gumawa db? bawal din sumamba sa mga graven images tyka lumuhod at ang matindi pa, ang nakakagamot ay yung black, yung itim, yung pinaparada nyo tuwing summer ata bxta….patunyan mo na laging tama ang pari at papatunayan ko mali sila, pati sa abuloy pag tingin sa harap may basket na, diba dapat “KUSANG LOOB AT HINDI SAPILITAN, YUNG IBA NAHIHIYA EH KAYA NAGBIBIGAY NALANG, YAN BA ANG TURO NG PARI, TYKA WALA NAMAN TALAGANG SINABI NA BAWAL MAG ASAWA ANG LINGKOD NG DIOS EH….tapos naman po yung kailangan kada sex kailangan manganak, bakit? malay mo hirap sila tapos gusto lang nila mag sex pero ayaw nilang magkaroon muna nang anak, why not use condoms, wag ung mga pills nakakasama kc sa immune system naten. tapos yung sa condoms nga, bakit ibaban edi walang proteksyon, pwde naman di ka magcondoms kung ayaw mo eh, its your decision. tapos po kailangan mag pigil din dahil bababa ang halaga nang pera naten, binabase daw halaga ng pera sa dami ng tao (sabi ng daddy ko tyka kung tama ako na dun nga binabase kung hinde edi sorry) kaya naghihirap tayo, tyka di ka ba naaawa sa mga batang napapabayaan dahil sa kakulangan ng pera ng mga magulang, wag puru gobyerno ang sisihin, kaya nga ginawa ang condoms eh kc sa dami nang tao di na kayang kontrolin pa kaya ginawa ang condom. Hindi naman po maeextinct ang mga filipino eh, sa sobrang dami natin di tayo maeextinct, pinapaunti lang natin kc naapektuhan din ang kalikasan, puputol ng puno dahil may bagong tao, susunugin ang forest dahil magtatayo ng subdivision due to the lack of space in other places. kaylangan po malawak ang pag iisip …. btw bata lang po ako, baka po di kau maniwala na bata ako dahil sa mga pinagsasasabe ko … sadyang mahilig lang akong magtama ng mga mali, kung ako ang mali edi tatanggapin ko …
IMBA ka talaga mag-isip!
Great satirical writing! I thought at first it was serious. Lol. Freethinkers, you are the hope for the future!
.yoh!..priests are just a human being..they’re not perfect..who said that women are not good enough?.. “a father usually advises his daughter that if she’s going to have sex with her boyfriend, she should use a condom. Sometimes the father even drives the daughter to the boyfriend’s house and waits for the couple to finish.”..who told you that?..is that part of filipino culture?..
.yah its a very convincing reverse-psychology article…hmm
Ang galing ng article. Hindi pa rin ako maka decide kung sang ayon ako hehe.
Wow! those who are ANTI-RH are the real MORONS… Priests are always right?? how could you say that???? the problem with you guys is that you always believe to the unknown persons… try to search what’s on behind the CATHOLIC CHURCH… think of this… Why do priests don’t marry a woman??? Where in the BIBLE that God commanded HIS servants not to get married? It’s very clear that Catholic PRIESTS are ANTI-CHRIST!!!
Matthew 19: 11-12- “[Jesus] said to them: All men take not this word, but they to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs, who were born so from their mother’s womb: and there are eunuchs, who were made so by men: and there are eunuchs, who have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven. He that can take, let him take it.”
HIGHLIGHT:
“and there are eunuchs, who have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven. He that can take, let him take it.””
A eunuch (play /ˈjuːnək/; Greek: Ευνούχος) is a person born male most commonly castrated, typically early enough in his life for this change to have major hormonal consequences. (Less commonly, in translations of ancient texts, “eunuch” may refer to a man who is not castrated but who is impotent, celibate, or who displays effeminate characteristics.)
i am both anti and pro because both group have possitive and negative effects to filipino people especially women
Just curious as to what negative effects of the RH bill do you see against women?
Good one haha XD
we don’t really need RH bill…
Enjoyed this a lot.
Really, we don't need the RH bill. We can have as many children as we want. Pro-RH people think too much of overpopulation. The Church says: breed, go forth and multiply, don't worry. After all, as in the above article, Jonathan Swift has a very Catholic solution to overpopulation:
From A MODEST PROPOSAL (Jonathan Swift): http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
I think it is agreed by all parties that this prodigious number of children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers, and frequently of their fathers, is in the present deplorable state of the kingdom a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the public as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
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I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old is no salable commodity; and even when they come to this age they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half-a-crown at most on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags having been at least four times that value.
I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least objection.
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine; and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
Hahaha I like how you do the reverse psychology in this article… you deserve a 10 million claps 🙂 Thank you
wow.. How great this perfect moron thought about this “reverse-psychology article” (thanks rylie301 for the term).. now i do understand that we need to pass this RH BILL.
ahm. not to argue regarding this matter, i just observe that some or almost of its articles was fraud. i guess RH Bill was that helpful for every Filipino citizen, we must face the fact that many our fellowmen can’t afford to have a quality life that most of rich filipinoes could acquire. further more, have you ever been to streets where there are lots of children begging for alms, crossing highways just to have coins to buy food? We are in a vast growing population, we must not depend ourselves with our so called government. We have our own hands, body and mind to think of what was the righteous thing to do. Let us open our minds to the realities of life –
Thank goodness this is humour. The unfortunate irony, is that crossed upon this article as a post on facebook from someone who believed this to be a legitimate article.
…some people are forgetting, they’re reading an article categorized as “Humor”.
but yes, i also thought this serious, until i read all those holy spouts of whatnots.
One serpent biting its own tail?
So much free thinking…..
Sayang ang pera ko on taxes dahil mapupunta lang ito sa mga taong irreponsable at sa bulsa ng mga pulitiko. As a taxpayer am i not free not to support this bill? Kasi naman karagdagang gasto na naman ito on top sa mga pork barrels na yan.
Are you sure you are free thinkers or just ego tripping?
The following estimates indicate the global extent of street child populations.
1.India 11 million
2.Egypt 1.5 million
3.Pakistan 1.5 million
4.Kenya 250,000 – 300,000
5.Philippines 250,000
6.Congo 250,000
7.Morocco 30,000
8.Brazil 25,000
9.Germany 20,000
10.Honduras 20,000
11.Jamaica 6,500
12.Mongolia 4,000
13.Uruguay 3,000
We are at the no. 5 spot! What are we suppose to do with the street children? The church and the government cannot even aid these children sufficiently! Families below the poverty line are ill-informed.
At least the government is trying to do something about the problem of street children, and even more thru the RH bill. The RCC and the pro-life advocates are also doing something alright – shooting down this proposal. And even if the country reaches the #1 spot, the cbcp et al will still do nothing…
Ayy. Good one. It would be awesome if you can translate this to Tagalog so that everyone can understand how ridiculous it has been.