I used to support the RH Bill. I no longer do. By the end of this document, neither would you. I have not supported the RH Bill since I attended a lecture in Megamall about the truth behind it. That lecture truly enlightened me. My only hope is that this holy light of enlightenment passes through your monitor screen, into your optical nerves, and into your heart so it can touch your soul (because the soul is in the heart). My intent here is not to antagonize Pro-RH people, but to enlighten – so listen up, you narrow-minded morons. Open your minds to the real truth…
The RH Bill will put Filipinos at risk of extinction, because, at its very core, the RH Bill is an extension of a secret, global conspiracy – a western attempt – to implement principles of eugenics on unsuspecting, inferior populations in order to exclude them from the human evolutionary process, at the end of which would, at the apex, summon forth THE MASTER RACE. Anyone who failed to see this after the lecture is ignorant. I advise him or her to do his or her research, better yet, do some soul-searching to discover the real truth, because the truth is in our hearts, we just have to listen to it.
Initially, my layman’s interpretation of the RH Bill led me to think that it was just a bill meant to help educate the uninformed about ways to prevent them from fornicating their way to a very bad financial situation. My ignorant mind devised 10 simple points as to why the RH Bill was right.
I thought:
1. The minimum wage – the lowest an employer can pay an employee – of a non-agricultural Filipino worker is P404.
2. If there were 20 working days in a month (because most people don’t work on the weekend), the average minimum-wage-earning Filipino would earn around P8,000 a month.
3. Let’s call that person, Joey. If Joey, like other human beings, ate food on a regular basis, he will spend around P70/day on food (and that’s a very, very conservative assumption). There are 30 days in a month, so I guess, that would amount to P2,100 a month.
4. But if Joey had a wife that he loved, he might want to feed her too. Feeding her would cost another P2,100 a month.
5. P8,000 – P4,200 = P3,800
6. If Joey and his wife rented a home, or used electricity and bathed from time to time, the amount left from Joey’s salary would be significantly reduced. Let’s say their utility bills and rent amounted to P1800.
7. P3,800 – P1800 = P2,000
8. P2,000 is a lot of money, but I don’t think Joey and his wife should have more than 3 children, right? I mean, I don’t have children, but just by looking at one, I can safely assume that they cost more than P1,000/month. Babies need milk, diapers, toys, immunity injections, baby medicine…
9. From this I deduced that babies cost money. If babies cost money, I theorized that having more babies would cost more money. And from this data, I observed that a person who spent a lot of money on children, but didn’t earn a lot of money, would soon be broke and unable to provide for both himself and his children. Another word for this broke situation is poverty.
10. I theorized that a person can avoid being poor by making less babies. So, I thought that steps should be taken to inform people about this very little known fact. I also thought that the government should make contraceptives accessible so that people who don’t earn a lot can properly manage the little resources that they have. That’s why I supported the RH Bill.
But now I know that I was wrong. And here are some of the reasons why I know that. By the way, before I continue, I must say that this is the truth, guys. In fact, it’s more than the truth. It’s the Catholic truth, which means that it’s truer and more true than the regular truth.
I know that the issue of the RH Bill is not a religious issue, but make sure you pay attention if you want your soul to be saved. Here are some of the things I learned from the lecture I learned:
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that the Philippines is overpopulated.”
I agree. I, myself, have observed that the Philippine is NOT overpopulated. In fact, if you use your common sense and think about it, you will realize a few things:
1. We are not overpopulated! Look at the mountains, the jungles, the caves and the ocean floor. There are no people there!
2. If we were really overpopulated, we would have trouble travelling. But if you go to EDSA, there’s no traffic. When you ride the MRT, it’s not packed with people.
3. Students in public schools are well educated because the teacher to student ratio is very low. In fact, because of our low population the government can basically guarantee that all public school students are provided books, notebooks and other school supplies.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that contraceptives are good for mankind and women.”
1. I agree, the RH Bill is not good for women because it might draw a woman away from her one, true, universal purpose – the uninterrupted production of healthy babies.
2. Furthermore, the role of women in society and the universe is to make babies. That’s why God made women. That’s their sole purpose in life. They’re not good for anything else. Ever wonder why there are no women in the clergy? Because they’re not good enough.
3. Contraceptives would allow women to enjoy the benefits of physical intimacy while maintaining a successful and productive career, if she so chooses. That is so wrong. Only men should be able to enjoy that privilege.
4. Women should get pregnant every single time they have sex and only immoral women enjoy sex without the possibility of conception. In fact, a better alternative would be for women, in general, to follow the example made by Mother Mary – to learn how to conceive without having sex.
“The RH bill will put Filipinos at risk of extinction!”
1. I agree. If we pass the RH bill, we will become extinct, like dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are all dead. If we don’t want to be extinct, we should not pass the RH Bill. I mean, do you really want to be a dinosaur?
2. In my opinion, it wouldn’t even be far-fetched to speculate that the most probable reason the dinosaurs became extinct was because they used contraceptives.
3. Population decline is just bad for nations. Just look at the countries which have a declining population – Italy, Japan and Singapore. They’re in such a bad shape. The Philippines obviously has a better economy and has a higher literacy rate than these countries. In fact, many Italians, Japanese, and Singaporeans go to the Philippines for work. That only goes to show that a decline in population is bad for the economy.
“Our population is our biggest asset!”
1. In my opinion, people should make as many babies as they can because the population is not a problem. In fact, the more babies a person has, the more assets he has. Forget real estate properties, stock investments, or Jollibee franchises. The real secret to increased wealth is babies.
2. If you have 15 babies, you’re practically wealthy because babies are assets:
2.1 If you need money, you can sell them.
2.2 If you can keep them alive until they can walk, they can one day beg for money in the streets – they’re going to have to anyway because there’s no way in hell you’ll be able to provide for all of them on your own.
3. If ever a person is not able to feed the 15 babies he made, it’s the governments fault, because it’s the governments sole responsibility to make sure that every Filipino baby is fed.
4. The best way a person can contribute to his country is to contribute to its population.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that reproductive education and contraceptives will effectively reduce cases of abortion.”
1. Reproductive/contraceptive education will have no effect on the number of abortion cases. In my opinion, these abortion cases will not lessen because women will continue to have abortions regardless of whether they are pregnant or not.
2. Abortions cannot be prevented. It’s just something that women naturally do. Like shopping, for example.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it will make people participate in extra-marital and pre-marital sex.”
1. By approving the RH Bill, we as a nation, are practically encouraging our people to engage in immoral activities.
2. We must protect our moral values and reject the RH Bill. Because, currently, not a single Filipino engages in pre-marital sex or extra-marital sex. As soon as this bill is approved, Filipino people will run the streets naked and start a national orgy!
3. The root cause of extra-marital and pre-marital sex is one’s exposure to contraceptives. There is just something in contraceptives that people find very arousing.
4. In Western countries, men lure strange women into bed by showing them condoms.
5. If we ban condoms, absolutely no one would engage in pre-marital or extra-marital sex.
“The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that parents don’t teach their children about sex.”
1. The truth is that parents talk to their children about sex all the time. It’s so not awkward. The dad usually tells his children how he takes off all his clothes, does a sexy Tiger growl and makes sweet, sweet music with their mother’s body.
2. Also, a father usually advises his daughter that if she’s going to have sex with her boyfriend, she should use a condom. Sometimes the father even drives the daughter to the boyfriend’s house and waits for the couple to finish.
3. Filipino daughters don’t have sex without the father’s permission. Unwanted pregnancies or teen pregnancies never happen to Filipino girls. That’s why we do not need the RH Bill.
“The RH Bill is a conspiracy.”
1. It’s lies, all lies!
“The RH Bill is wrong because the priest said so, and priests are never wrong.”
The biggest reason why we should not pass the RH Bill is because the priests told us that we shouldn’t. As anyone should know, priests, men of the clergy, should be the authority on sexual and reproductive matters because they have the most knowledge and experience with sex and reproduction. They are true sexperts – legendary masters of erotic affairs. If you are a real Catholic, you would do everything they say, because they’re always right.
HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this is so funny… you sure are witty to write such an article. ur convincing powers are great… NOW YOU'VE CONVINCED ME TO BE A PRO RH BILL… HAHAHAHAAHAHA… good luck… convince more people… hahahaahahahaha… -darrix RK-
Can't help it… just have to say it… the negative comments are all but "entertaining" but after a while, it's all but irritating when new comments just pop up showing they have never really understood the use of irony and sarcasm in this article… even after several people talking about satire. Sheeshhh…
hahaha… that is the proof that student to teacher ratio in the country is getting worse. more and more people don't know how to comprehend. hahaha.
kudos to the author!
again guys, please… this is a perfect satire. u don't have to rally yourselves against the author. why don't you just re-post the article and let your ugly anti-RH dudes wake up. lol
I agree. It's absolutely perfect! Some people are just taking this too seriously. I mean, they really spent a lot of effort rallying against this guy. Hello? He's one of us! 😀
The reason why some took it seriously, (even me) because some of the lies no matter how stupid or crazy the story is, some anti-RH use them. And I've heard them spread crazy things so havin a real anti-RH guy saying these things can be a possibility
It doesn't just show filipinos not getting a satire (watch onion news), it just shows that with how the priests spread lies, we don't really know if its dead serious or a mere joke.
In fact the existance of an anti-RH bill crowd should have been a joke, but they really do exist. People who think condoms causes abortion and even cancer, "are you fo real?"
I think the priests were almost near that point of saying we'll be dinosaurs and i can't rule out that possibility. =)) thats how badass damaso can be
anu ba? 'are you for real? sino ba nagsabing condoms cause abortion or cancer? artificial contraceptives don't only mean condoms, it's the Pills & IUD's. check the medical studies…. Try reading this: http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?publicationS….
Guys, meet chicoi, the son of sison!
agree ako sa iba mong sinabi…
except dun sa part na overpopulated tayo.. overpopulated na tayo.. di naman maganda kung pati mga gubat natin may nakatira na no..haha
Try reading this one… <a href="http://.http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?publicationSubCategoryId=64&articleId=680637” target=”_blank”>.http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?publicationSubCategoryId=64&articleId=680637
I have read the author's article and um… I think the reason why some people are reacting "violently" is because the satire is not well-written. The message was not conveyed smoothly because the writer "lacked" essence in communicating with the readers. That's just my own opinion, though.
Ayon sa pagkakaunawa ko sa artikulo, nilalayon talaga nito na maging 'sobrang negatibo' upang lubusang maipaintindi ang RH Bill. Ang esensya ng sulatin ay buhayin ang 'init ng ulo' ng mga Pilipino para tuwirang maunawaan ang kalagayan ng bansa. 😉
Really? I think the satire well-written. I think the reason why people were reacting so violently is that they didn't read the entire article FIRST before providing their comments.
That's just my opinion.
uhm, actually it IS well written pero designed for filipinos who have a broad mindset eh. Lahat naman malawak ang isip pero they take things way too seriously. I can't say i can blame them though
"They are true sextperts" hahahaha
the pope has spoken his stand on the RH bill "ex-cathedra." this is roman catholic doctrine: sitting on his throne in vatican, wearing his papal garments, with a long oversized crucifix touching the ground; the pope speaks in behalf of GOD, as a consequence HE CAN NEVER BE WRONG. in essence, he (the pope) is GOD. that's why the bishops and priests are fighting the RH bill to the bitter end even to the extent na "dumanak ang dugo," as what bishop nicanor ineguez, if i'm not mistaken, was saying on national TV. obviously because, if the RH bill is passed, it will diminish the authority of the catholic church, particularly the pope. i'm catholic, but this is weird church doctrine that is not explained to the people. basahin nating mabuti ang RH bill, bago tayo maging anti.
try reading this to read for some clarifications: http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?publicationS…
You should try reading more credible articles…
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUNNIEST IVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought this was true I was almost like "Does this guy even get out of his house"… then further down I realized it's a satire. LOL
Comes to show even those who support RH Bill cannot give valid, nonexaggerated reasons to support it
You want valid, nonexaggerated reasons to support why the RH Bill should not be supported? Read this: http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?publicationS…
The thing is, Pro-RH bill advocates' minds are so closed they don't bother reading about the real relevant explanations for rejecting the bill because they're clouded by the biases they have against the Catholic Church that strongly rejects it.
Just click on the link, read on…
Your opposition to the bill is anchored solely on the article written by an anti personality? Are you telling me that an obviously educated person like yourself will rely solely on the mere say-so of a paid columnist and completely disregard scientific studies conducted by the WHO, UN, etc. that contradict what your Sison says!? Who is the closed-minded person now!?
nakakabaliw yung ibang nag comment… kahit sana hindi nila naintindhan and konsepto ng satire at sarcasm, nung nabasa nila na sinabing hindi trapik sa EDSA at hindi siksikan sa LRT, sana na gets na nila na kabaliktaran ang sinasabi ng nagsulat, 'di ba?! Kainis!
Anyway, god job sa nagsulat! Aliw!
Too bad that Filipinos failed to see the satire in Chip Tsao's article.
HAD FUN READING THE COMMENTS HAHA.
this is fucking brilliant, thank you for writing it. the comments made by people who apparently are unable to detect online sarcasm just makes it even better.
ang bobobo naman ng mga tao d2, mga walang pinag-aralan… di nyo ba alam ang ibig sabihin ng "SARCASM" ahahahaha
I find it laughable many took this article seriously and spread it in their facebook pages thinking this is a valid logical argument against the Reproductive Health Bill. NEWSFLASH: Joke's on you! This satirizes the illogical stance anti-RH people often make. So as to those who spread this thinking this validates your claims, congratulations on proving why you anti-RH people are indeed morons.
..you're right..hahaha..i feel sorry for them..
totally1
People who don't get the blatant sarcasm and satire in here seriously need to have their testicles removed in order to lessen the chances of passing their genes to the next generation. There are already too many morons in the country and God-forbid we add another million in here.
..pano kung la namang testicles? hahaha
Hahaha, I had a blast reading the comments.
I find it so incredibly stupid that some people really think that the author seriously think that the RH Bill is bad. C'mon people, I sensed the sarcasm the moment the author said something about the Catholic church.
Interesting points. But most of them are illogical, sorry. For one, do you really expect people to live in caves?
Is it just me o talagang nakakaaliw lang magbasa ng comments? :))
..don't worry..may karamay ka..
..hahahaha
wow. i mean WOW. this has to be the stupidest thing ever. even the church makes a better statement and they're the CHURCH for crying out loud. a conspiracy? really? are you high? did yo momma forget to give you your smart vitamins as a kid? someone's been watching too much PRISON BREAK lately.
I have a better idea for the one who wrote this. Print this out, read it again but this time, without using any crazy pills, crumple it in and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!! it's guys like you who make us Filipinos look bad.
yes, i am using a THE ROCK line.
Dude, the God of Sarcasm and Satire will summon itself upon you and will SHOVE SOMETHING UP YOUR ASS.
hahaha nice one!!!
worse, the god of irony will eat you like what dinosaurs do. lol
you suck harder, man. 😉
..ahhh..some people really are stupid enough..
This is sarcasm at its fucking finest. A-FUCKING-MEN to the author.
I think you should make a video out of this. And talk like Mikey bustos so that people will understand that you are a proRH bill fan ^_^ I love it so much..can't stop laughing!
National orgy lol!!!
OMFG that line is fucking hilarious xD
That will be awesome!
Galing. 🙂 I wish I have your sense of humor and sarcasm, yun nga lang I needed to read the article again para maintindihan ang nais niyang iparating. 🙁
What a stupid post. To those who will believe about this crap, go and multiply until all your kids will suffer. We are not animals. Ok live in the jungles , mountains and caves (I don't think there's a jungle here) and you are destroying the habitat of the animals and there will be no balance in this place anymore. And hello global warming!!! Just let your kids suffer. Let them beg for money.
for someone who watches Family Guy (I assume based on your name) you are pretty slow xD
This is a satire. If you really watch Family Guy (Stewie?) you would know what satire is.
Dude, you might want to think about your post. 🙂 Maybe you didn't read the entire article.
Get some brain please
..more stupid people coming..
..come, and we're counting..
..some people really had dysfunctional brains..this piece is a satire, ok?
Some of your points are good pero dun sa part ng overpopulation, talking about jungles and others, gagamitin mo yun para masagot ang overpopulation? I mean, you're using other places na hindi naman suitable for mankind living. Atsaka ng dahil sa overpopulation, nasisira ang Earth.
" If ever a person is not able to feed the 15 babies he made, it’s the governments fault, because it’s the governments sole responsibility to make sure that every Filipino baby is fed."
– WTF?? Govt's Fault?seryoso ka jan? If it were to be the government's responsibility, then it is assumed they have the power to control you of having how many babies the government (& not you) can support and feed.
-Pag gagawa ka ng bata..cge tira. pag anjan na at hindi mo napakain, kasalanan ng gobyerno??????????
sorry…i was not convinced…thanks for trying but m still supporting the RH bill
I appreciate JuanTalino's 2 cents but if may rebut a few of his points:
The idea of sex education needs to be passed as a law in order to avoid resistance from our mostly Catholic country. DepEd has tried to institute a sexEd plan and was met with opposition from the CBCP. No Public school I tutored in had sex education classes. When I was in high school I only had 1 hour's worth for the entire grade school and high school.
As for giving away free contraceptives, as a campaign for reproductive health, you will not get anywhere in awareness if there is no call to action. If your market is not open to the idea of contraception then you need something that they can latch on to. Giving free condoms may be the easiest way to do so. Ad spending will help no doubt but to physically put it in their hands gives a good ratio of trying it and get over the hump of it being “taboo”
Encouragement is not binding. Consultation will only recommend it and this addresses the many Filipino households with an above average number. It is neither mandatory nor compulsory but teaching an ideal size might give the people an idea of how not to bite off more than they can chew… or not afford giving everyone in the family something to bite to chew rather.
With regards to your concern about the RH bill becoming another ZTE scandal, i do believe this may happen and I agree that trust in government is at an all time low but we cannot let this attitude hinder our bill making process. We each have a responsibility to fight corruption and be more involved in government. If the bill seeks to do good then we must pass it, keep corruption at the back of our minds and do anything we can to keep things clean. It can be anything from being vocal in blogs to visiting the Commission on Audit every day to ask for copies of public documents and reporting any foul play.
With that, I do hope that this bill is passed. Filipinos need to start being more practical and start living healthy lives. And this, I believe may be a step towards it.
Grabe naman mga negative comments ninyo. Meron ba kayong sense of humor? Halatang halata naman na sarcastic and exaggerated pagkakasulat nito. Wag niyo naman dibdibin masyado, for fun lang naman eh
It seems a joke, but satire is born out of severe, severe hatred.
Sayang, sana napost mo to sa comment niya para mabasa niya.
Hello Cayo,
Thank you for your comment.
You are correct. Passing a law to support sex education could help the drive. I personally feel however that the same resistance you mentioned will still be present with or without the RH bill. Its all about the will power of the DepEd really. The Catholic Church is not going anywhere.
Giving away free condoms as samples? Pwede. Your argument is to make the campaign more effective right? There are other ways of launching a campaign without giving away samples in my opinion. Most mega brands didn't need to give away samples. Take IPAD for example. How I wish they'd give me a sample. Hehehe No need di ba? The tipping point strategy was used. DOH can use that strategy as well. Get celebrities to endorse the campaign. It will tip, just like how the PRO RH movement is tipping. (and how sad that those endorsing it doesn't see the big picture)
Sorry but I really don't agree with the 2 kid suggestion of the bill. Yes it is not mandatory, but this idea will be taught to children, and not only to the current humping parents. We don't really need this. Having only 2 on the premise that its not easy to raise a kid, will only make people stop wanting to have kids. Again, as it is, I already have friends who don't want to have kids. We'll promote this thinking pa? There are a lot of countries that already have this as a problem.
Our country doesn't have excess funds. We don't. And thats the truth. If we have excess money, yes, lets pay for everyone's maternity costs, and as we all know, MAGASTOS manganak. Sweldo na ng tatlong teacher for one whole month bawat free labor this RH bill is proposing. Exag I know but you get what I mean.
And its not like we dont have a Social Security System and PhilHealth to take care of this. We do people! Syempre only for those who work. and for those who don't, life will find a way .. as it has!
Don't you think that the high cost of child birth is already enough disincentive to have another kid? And when they're already in that 'surprised' situation of 'immaculate conception', life will find a way. Kaya nila yan.
When the RH bill is passed, everything that is on the bill, from the van and tv (optional) (don't we just love that term, optional .. loophole yan), to the ideal 2 kid per family, to the free pre-natal care to family planning for the poor (without it discussing how the 'poor' will be evaluated), to the fund source ( don't quote me on this but if I'm not mistaken it will be coming from the SSS) … when it is passed, EVERYTHING in the bill is passed as well!
EVERYTHING.
Think twice about supporting the bill. Read it na muna kasi. This is not about Womanity.
Whoever is behind this bill has turned it into a Contraceptives debate, like uhm its available in 7/11. React naman the Church, taking the bait. Kasi naman! So naturally, everyone will react.
Whoever is behind this bill has turned it to a KABABAIHAN thing as well, so all the women naman syempre agree yes we need that! Kagat naman agad. Di na nag-isip.
FYI, Cory Aquino, I'm using this as reference hoping you like her, is the 6th kid in their family. What a shame if the 3rd child of a future breeding couple will never see the light of day because her parents grew up to believe that 2 is optimal, and if born baka she'd be another Cory Aquino .. or a female Einstein.
🙂
Sorry I forgot if you've already answered this.
What parts of the current draft of the RH Bill would you trim down so you'd finally find it acceptable? Kasi I agree with everything you said, except the "Cory Aquino" part, so I want to find out where our differences spring from.
Thank you, my sentiments exactly! Keep fighting the good fight.:)
This had me rolling around in laughter. Great satirical piece.
Apparently, though, sarcasm is not something everyone is fluent in.
I have a PhD in sarcasm! If you guys want, I can give a seminar hahahahaha
..sir, kelan? hahaha
the best sarcasm i ever read!
your arguments are sarcastically blasphemous! this article is not reliable at all. who the hell are you joking? and why in earth would you compare people to dinosaurs wtf and about this line you're saying, "That’s why God made women. That’s their sole purpose in life. They’re not good for anything else." oh so now you're even being an extremely biased person telling us women that that's our only purpose in life. well if that's what you think of your mom then i won't further elaborate it to you. and one more thing, comparing the Philippines to countries like Italy, Japan and Singapore —really. JUST REALLY. are you even aware of the news of our current state or are you living in the 30's. let me tell you, these countries are diff from us. we, being a 3rd world country, how could you even tell us we're better than them. and last one, okay, let us consider your statement as to babies being our assets. there's no problem in making babies, TRUE. but considering "joey" has no enough money for his 15 babies how could these assets survive on their own. are you willing to share your money for them or are you just going to look at them suffering from hunger? the best way you'll probably understand my point is being in the position of the poor people. if this population increases, there would be more children who would suffer. and if there's no other action, will you even dare look at these children rotting from hunger? it's not just being biased or anything, IT'S JUST BEING PRACTICAL. THERE WOULD BE NO ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT IF YOU GUYS ALWAYS THINK INSIDE THE BOX.
ang TANGA mo! lahat ng sinulat ng author na ito eh kabaligtaran, ang daming bobong Pilipino tlga.. Pro-RH bill ang tao na to, basahin mo ng paulit ulit ng maintindihan mo, kasing baba ng grade one ang IQ mong tanga ka.
Haha oo nga… hindi ata tinuro sa kanya yung satire nung grade school.
you do know this piece is sarcastic right? This made me laugh hard 🙂 Thanks!
grabe… anobatoh may thinking inside the box pa nalalaman… whereas you're the one thinking within your box… palawakin ang isip… gudness…
napapailing nalang talaga ako…
Hahaha funny as shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
gusto mo ata kaw i-box namin eh. lol
..what is it..are you sir or maam?
..anyway, it seems like many people here really needed to go back to grade school..
nageffort pa tong isang to na magcomment in English e ung mismong article naman di nya naintindihan. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FILIPINO PEOPLE.
parang ang fail ng argument mo bilang satire ito.
nice! love it!
Shut Up and stop using SARCASM! PRO-RH BILL ka eh! Your a clever guy to create something like this. but your stupid to not read and understant the whole content and then be bounded by the 2 choices, PRO or ANTI. You know what i'll enlighten you! RH bill is good, YES! RH bill is great, YES! RH bill is healthy, YES! BUT ONLY FOR COUPLES! the Structure of the RH bill should only be restricted to MARRIED COUPLES! the young ones and singles should not be included. here's the thing. you "MORON" in the event that you have a daughter, you tell "go let yourself be fucked up by any guy out there that you want. as long as you wont be pregnant and you wont get sick." if you can tell that to her then your one of those stupid hardcore PRO RH bill. if you dont have a daughter, then maybe someday you will eat all those beliefs and cry back to you mama saying "what the fuck happened to my daughter"
thank you very much moron…
i bet, wala kang sexlife. loser!!!!!!!
I dont think sex is only for married couple you idiot. Here's anrticle i picked-up in this site made by "innermind" to better explain why people could enjoy sex without feeling guilty and losers like you could jack the hell off for the rest of your miserable life.
Sex may lead to pro-creation but the two are still two totally distinct acts, no matter how much some belief systems may insist that they’re one and the same. When you start a fire, you aren’t obligated to go cook something. Sometimes, it’s enough just to enjoy the warmth of a blazing fire on a cold night. The same goes for sex. It’s a social activity and a recreational sport as well. From a liberal point of view, it’s not even that different from a couple going dancing (that’s why it’s also called the horizontal tango).
nagkakaintindihan ba kayo ng author? hayyy… isa pang utak polboron na di nagbabasa ng maayos.
i bet, wala kang sexlife. loser!!!!!!!
I dont think sex is only for married couple you idiot. Here's anrticle i picked-up in this site made by "innermind" to better explain why people could enjoy sex without feeling guilty and losers like you could jack the hell off for the rest of your miserable life.
Sex may lead to pro-creation but the two are still two totally distinct acts, no matter how much some belief systems may insist that they’re one and the same. When you start a fire, you aren’t obligated to go cook something. Sometimes, it’s enough just to enjoy the warmth of a blazing fire on a cold night. The same goes for sex. It’s a social activity and a recreational sport as well. From a liberal point of view, it’s not even that different from a couple going dancing (that’s why it’s also called the horizontal tango).
Stop liking what I don't like! HURR DURR!!
Are you a blond filipina, too? Like Rahine?
Nga pala, RH Bill should not be for MARRIED COUPLES only. BTW, have you ever heard of self discipline? Or, do you have a good understanding of the word 'CHOICE'? Before uttering any gibberish, try to count 1-10. Then, breathe. Mas makakapag-isip ka kasi ng tama sa ganoong paraan. 🙂
..ouch..like i've said, more stupid people coming..
..i feel sorry for the morons out there..
..putek! ilang beses mo 'to pinost?
..nakakaasar na, ah..
..MORON..hindi mo na kailangan pang ulit-ulitin ang post na 2..
*You're, not your.
Sa lahat ng nag-negative comment sa article na to, mga BOBO kayong lahat! sayang ang pinaaral sa inyo ng mgs magulang nyo.
this is fucking nonsense, at first I really thought I'd feel guilty for being pro-RH Bill, turns out I wasted my time reading this, grabe ha, naku, I really don't get it, why are some people so closed minded??
hahahahhaha… isa pang di nagbabasa ng maayos. counting…
nakakatawa itong mga taong ito… basahin mo kasi ulit para maunawaan mo
hahaha… Couldn't have said it better myself 😀 Sarcasm… what a treat!!!
May mga nagseryoso nito? SERYOSO? Pare, first sentence palang alam ko na patutunguhan nito eh.
Besides, 'di naman marunong mag pc mga pari..
JK. Marunong pala, youjizz eh.
First sentence? di nga? lokohin mo sarili mo gago!
Sarcasm at its finest!!!
'As anyone should know, priests, men of the clergy, should be the authority on sexual and reproductive matters because they have the most knowledge and experience with sex and reproduction. They are true sexperts – legendary masters of erotic affairs. If you are a real Catholic, you would do everything they say, because they’re always right.'
Fact-based, well researched. Nice humor! Genius! What else can I say? *STANDING OVATION* You have the ability to INSULT idiots without them realizing it. Bravo!
Dear morons, READ IT AGAIN.
Very nice! Good job!
but I enjoyed more reading the stupid comments! hahaha!
Me too… Hehehe…
..may karamay ka..hahahaha
Grabe. andaming hindi makagets na satirical ung pagkakasulat nitong article. Anyway, good job to the author. Sadly, feeling ko hindi tayo naririnig ng gobyerno natin at mas nagfofocus sila sa mga issues na hindi naman dapat i.prioritize.
mga comments ko:
Separation of the Church and State – dapat obvious na to nung simula palang. Nawalan ako ng respeto sa simbahan dahil lagi silang nakikialam sa affairs ng gobyerno. Kung kaya nilang mag-provide ng tirahan at pakainin lahat ng mahirap na tao dito sa Pilipinas (or kahit Metro Manila man lang) then I have no problems kahit pa hindi ipasa ang RH Bill. Blind faith kills.
Education – walang kwenta ang RH Bill without proper information. Hindi kaya ng bill mag-isa. Sex ed. Proper education. Dapat nasimulan na to in the first place.
LOL Lolol! sobra tawa ko dito,.
Sakit tiyan ko.. halos magalit ako sa may MRT part.
The author is ddamn good!
RASHINE PALMA? iniba mo na b ung name mo sa fb good job =) sayang ang talino mo pa namn =)
Kudos to the author. If it weren't for this article, we wouldn't discover that many Filipinos don't know the difference between satire and sarcasm…or worse, many Filipinos didn't understand this article at all. Jesus H Christ I feel heartbroken whenever I see some people condemning this article on Facebook–and I'm talking about people who came from my university. Just goes to show that it's possible to be a literacy noob in a scholar's clothing. STOP PARTYING AND READ A GODDAMN BOOK.
Wow! You almost got me there you assfreakinhole! hahahaha. I soooo love the sarcasm, I almost created a 2-page response to this but as I read along, Wooah, I saw how you were trying to get to the punchline! Awesome! I was about to tell you you're bullshit but hey, amazing write up! hahaha. Cant stop laughing! LOL. We need RH Bill for cryin out loud!
hahaha. i seriously thought this was true to the title. then i saw the dinosaur! bravo! bravo! i even had a big WHAT when it was mentioned that other nationalities come to work here. this way is way more emphatic in stressing the importance of RH Bill. clap! clap! clap!^^
I would personally buy the man a java chip venti at the nearest SB…This guy is worth talking to..Hay please read…re-read…get a translator if need be para ma-appreciate yung intent nung author..nakakabasag naman ng tuwa yung iba…either walang sense of humor o wala lng talaga sense grrr
I keep laughing at this one guy's comments saying that the author is "BOBO." Mas bobo siya kasi di niya gets. HAHAHA.
I lol'ed while reading some parts,,,this guy should write for cracked =). It is sad though that some are way too dense to appreciate the humor. If not dense, some take life way too seriously… Dudes lighten up a bit.
una ayoko tong basahin but I did. at di ako nagsisisi. A good Read. Ga;ing ng author. He's pointing out the truth with a twist of humor yet this articles did not become a "joke". It speaks the truth. 😉