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Pope Ium

Brothers and sisters…hear the words that were revealed to me just now.

“If someone slaps you on your right cheek, turn your other cheek to him as well.”
That should provide you with more than enough time to reach for your dagger and show him the color of his entrails.

As our Almighty GodFather once said:
“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”

Have no fear, brothers and sisters…if a heathen asks for a fight then so be it.
“The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom, and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.”
Let the wisdom granted to us by our one and only Holy One…with his all powerful Trinity of course,
be the beginning of our enemies’ fear and make the heathens understand that we are right.
Always right.

To love is to hate. Anything, anyone who dares defile your love deserves death.
They dare defile our love for the words…the true words that are our guide…infallible words since they have stood the test of time…
we all know that the words in our Book are true:
or what remains of it since we all know infallible Popes before me have righteously edited it… guided by divine voices of course…

“Do to no one what you yourself dislike.”
“Do to others as you want them to do to you.”

Guided by voices, I now reveal to you, brothers and sisters, a diamond rule:

Do to others before they do unto you.

DISCLAIMER: The opinions in this post do not necessarily represent the position of the Filipino Freethinkers.