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Reason: the Realitymate

I like the taste of faith. As a matter of fact, I use it whenever I watch fantasy.

But when it comes to reality, I like this even better:

Reason™. Makes reality fun, productive and meaningful.

Faith in my fantasy, reason in my reality. Makes sense to me.

Reason™. What you use in reality even when there’s faith around.™

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Ryan Tani - who has written 110 posts on Filipino Freethinkers.


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8 Responses to “Reason: the Realitymate”

  1. frank says:

    And sometimes too much faith makes you gassy. -_-

  2. Red says:

    Especially if you’re faith intolerant ;)

  3. AnnThrop says:

    Sounds like another trinity in a cup… without the blood and gore.

  4. wes says:

    Faith has too much additives so its not good for you in the long run.
    I prefer mine sugar-free :)

  5. Archer says:

    Don’t forget the father, the son, and the holy toast.

  6. frank says:

    Who’s willing to act out the script above? It’s something worth showing at the upcoming FFF, sort of like a faux sponsor. =)

    Volunteers? Any other ideas of similar ad spoofs?

  7. Rhey says:

    Saan ba puwedeng i-download yan?
    Shareware ba yan?
    Are those available over the counters?
    And do they come in handy little pills?
    I wanna drop one in someone’s morning orange juice e…..

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