I like the taste of faith. As a matter of fact, I use it whenever I watch fantasy.
But when it comes to reality, I like this even better:
Reason™. Makes reality fun, productive and meaningful.
Faith in my fantasy, reason in my reality. Makes sense to me.
Reason™. What you use in reality even when there’s faith around.™



Saan ba puwedeng i-download yan?
Shareware ba yan?
Are those available over the counters?
And do they come in handy little pills?
I wanna drop one in someone's morning orange juice e…..
Who's willing to act out the script above? It's something worth showing at the upcoming FFF, sort of like a faux sponsor. =)
Volunteers? Any other ideas of similar ad spoofs?
Willing and able
Don't forget the father, the son, and the holy toast.
Faith has too much additives so its not good for you in the long run.
I prefer mine sugar-free
Sounds like another trinity in a cup… without the blood and gore.
Especially if you're faith intolerant
And sometimes too much faith makes you gassy. -_-