To my teammates—Chief Justice Lito Lapid, Senate President Archbishop Oscar Cruz, Vice President Manuel V. Pangilinan, GMA-7, Head and Shoulders™, Vitwater™, and Datu Puti™…
To my family—my wife Krista, and my beautiful children Jimuel, Michael, Princess, Queenie, Countess, Baron, Duke, Viceroy, and Juan…
And to all of my beloved kalahi…
…good morning everyone.
I will keep this short and sweet, for I am a man of few words.
I have been the President for a short time only. But I have done already many good things and I know that we are doing the plan of God Our Father. We promised Him that we will go out to the world and multiply and we did that and obeyed Him. Please see the Powerpoint behind me—that is how many more Filipinos are since 2011. We are three times many people unlike before. Good job. Now, we all must remember patience, because patience is a virtue. When it comes to twenty years there will be bigger Filipino workforce and we will get prosperity at last. This I promise you.
And before the twenty years happen, the You Know Educational Campaign Project will make sure our children have brains that are rich. Especially full of moral values and right conduct like loving God Our Father and for girls obeying your husband and for boys being a good breadwinner. There will be also Nike™ Vocational Institutes in every city and on every province. They will keep girls from being impregnated because they are learning sewing and shoe repair and other lifeskills. And the Wildcard™ Sports Institutes in every city and on every province will let boys learn also many things. Like teamwork and being brothers and tough and not to love one another like the sodomites.
Okay, I must conclude because I will have training today also. Once again, I would like to say thank you to the Filipino people and my sponsors for being faithful in me and believing who I am. Thank you again so much and I will not let you down. Para sa ‘yo ang laban na ‘to. Everything I do, I do it for you, because the honesty’s too much.
Good morning and thank you. Take care and God bless.
I wouldn't be surprised with the voting preferences of most Filipinos. Heck we recently elected a moron and electing another moron is not far off. MP might be a moron but he attained his successes, wealth, and other blessings through sheer hard work and with the help of Freddy Roach.
….so Freddy Roach will be the new Sports Commissioner if Pacman becomes president?
Boxing will be mandatory in every school PE curriculum too? well at least that makes more sense, I really have no idea why basketball is the all-time favorite sport in this country given the height of the average pinoy.
With the rate he's going, this isn't so far off. Oh, que horror! Hahaha. 🙂
nanahimik na si Krista bwahahaha
kinilabutan ako, hihi 🙂
but you never know…. baka magkatotoo…
sana tumakbo din si Charice para mas masaya panoorin ang mga hearings
hmm…..ano kaya papel ni mommy D kung si pacman ang president?:o
hahaha. tama. kakatawa. baka laging mag may party with ballroom dancing pa. hahaha 😀
Hm…he seems more eloquent than usual here.
that's because he has a good ghostwriter.hehe
All his speeches are written for him. His puppeteer obviously.